peace talks

Masturbation between two chiefs of warring tribes or nationalities performed side by side.

George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein mutually took part in peace talks today.

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school trash talk

U people think ur so cool cuz u do school trash talk on the internet, if u were so damn badass get a real life!!

Im so cool cuz i school trash talk on the internet

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we need to talk

The sure fire way to tell that your boyfriend/girlfriend is about to break up with you.

"We need to talk, I don't think this is working out..."

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talk show cow

Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.

Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*

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We need to talk

1. girlfriend or wife pissed off and wants to end relationship (in case of wife we advise you to find a damn good lawyer)

2. your parents found your stash or are fed up with in there house (normally the second one never happens because they want it to be like you solved it so you cant say they kicked you out)

3.boss thinks your not working enough (because you where not working 24 hoar shifts with no pay) so he is firing you.

4. (rarest of all)girlfriend or wife just want to cuss you out or wants you to tell you to never see your friends again.

1.wife: honey we need to talk.
husband: (thinking) DAMN where is the number for my lawyer.

(mind you this had 2 so i might as well put the 2nd one down)

girlfriend: honey we need to talk

dude: (thinking) shit

2.parents son we need to talk what is this

kid:(thinking) o crap they found my stash better think fast...

(the second one)

parents: son we need to talk we want you out of our house now you have been here for a year now and you said a week and you'd be back on your feet

3. boss: we need to talk, seeing as you hardly work and our sales are down by 10% your fired.

boss: (thinking) he should of worked 24 hoar shifts with no pay... o well more money for me.

4.(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk.
(wife or girlfriend) :(thinking) this will teach you for forgetting our anniversary.

(second)

(wife or girlfriend) : honey we need to talk. your never allowed to see your friends again.

(wife or girlfriend) : (thinking my twisted version mind you) bwahahaha now I will make him hang out with my friends all day long.

sorry for the length of this but a lot of scenarios and just wanted to get them all.

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Locker Room Talk

1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.

Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!

Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice

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Other Room Talking

(my friend ask this the other day and I came up with this answer)
ORT: Other Room Talking; a common occurrence where in your domestic partner starts talking to you from another room in the same residence without any concern of whether or not you are listing. This is triggered by being in the same building. Response to this is veritable and not subject to any decipherable condition. More study and deeper research is needed in this area to find the cause or and possible cure for this milady.

why does my wife/husbin wait for me to be across the house before they start talking to me?

dude it's OTR Other Room Talking