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Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.
(Giving a text massage)
(Giving a text massage)
Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.
You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!
My life is such a trauma text!
After you swipe right and start an online relationship with someone long distance, sexting with them for an extended period of time until you finally fuck them in person.
The tantric texting held me over until he traveled 935 miles to meet, and fuck, me in person.
The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.
Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.