A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human
Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.
A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk
Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again
alternate version of "when pigs fly"
"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
A bitch who lactates and is also the alpha of the group
"Did you see that woman over there? She was a total Alpha Cow Bitch."
A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
Take the Ottis the cow
When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"