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Nerd dayโ„ข

Nerd day is essentially when you have a day where you basically speed run all the work you didn't do over a entire week or few to make up for not doing it before

Person 1: I can't believe I spent all day breathing air and existing, tomorrow I am going to have to do a nerd dayโ„ข for all the work I missed
Person 2: I don't give a shit, I am dying
Person 3:Hi dying, I am dad

by AStrangePersonOnline October 8, 2023


Sora the(Troll) Nerd

Nerd

"Maybe I'll have a life when I am not a nerd." - Sora the(Troll) Nerd

by AkaMann October 19, 2019


Nerds Rope Dick

When one has so many STD's that his penis looks like the Nerds Rope Candy

"You got to forget about your ex and get nerds rope dick"
"I fucked so many hookers I got nerds rope dick"

by mynameismudd June 25, 2013

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second biggest nerd

1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school

2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.

3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)

4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.

1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd

2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.

3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.

4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.

by Lbooks93 December 5, 2006

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half nerd

Someone who, despite possessing physical characteristics and intellect of a nerd, has nicer personality, better hygeine, fewer enemies, and better grades because of their focus on school instead of the internet, sci-fi fan clubs, the lord of the rings, or matheletes. They rarely have close friends, but are respected by most and tend to be gennerally pleasant.

Bill Gates, Alan Greenspan, Warren Buffet, Albert Einstein, and this one kid in my biology class are all half nerds.

by Jonzo the Weasel January 10, 2006

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sick nerd baller

Leenock. (A Korean professional Starcraft II player from the team FXO, who - as a dark horse - plowed through former MLG and GSL champions at MLG Providence 2011 and ended up winning the whole thing.)

He's such a sick nerd baller!

by lillesvin November 21, 2011

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video game nerd

a nickname that is most often given to people who are good at games. The people that use this derogatory statement are either
A: People that look down on video games as geeky and call gamers people with no lives (ironically these are most likely the people who work at some fast food resturaunt making minimum wage)
B: Clingy annoying girlfriends who hate the fact that you spend a little bit of your time everyday to play games instead of talking to them.
C: A jealous noob who gets pwned in every single match and calls the pros nerds to make him feel better about himself.

loser: you have no life! at least i have a job and a gf!
video game nerd: you work at Burger King and your gf is fat..

annoying gf: you have no life you nerd! stop playing your damn game and talk to me!
nerd: shut the hell up you clingy bitch

jealous noob: the reason you guys are so good is because you have no life and do nothing but play video games!
nerd: no. the reason you suck is because you have no talent and your pretty much just a giant nub

by pwnbot9000 March 10, 2010

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