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Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go
When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!
Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)
“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”
When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of
I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread
This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
That girl had a wild Saturday night making banana bread!
A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
A bread that hasn't been on discord that they have started to mold.
Ruggy: Holy shit Moldy bread is back
Moldy Bread: Ya so what