how much can she take

Asking a friend how many inches a girl can take in the pussy.
*Most common in the upper midwest

Lucas: Dude how much can she take?
Travis: at least 10 inches.

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Can I PLEASE get a waffle

A VERY iconic vine and it's lit

Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?!? Can I PLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE get a waffle!!!!!!!!!

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Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.

Se Llama Donald Trump, Can I Get My Visa

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Priori i-can-taste-em

The splendid journey of olfactory sensations and taste memories you experience while cleaning out food-covered dishes in the sink, re-experiencing each dish in the reverse order in which you placed it there.

Tom: Ah, yes...I sense the taco dinner on this plate...now, that plastic container which held my half-eaten tuna sandwich lunch...and what's this, left from my breakfast? The rotten egg residue clinging to the nonstick pan. Expelliarmus, foul odors of last week's meals!
Harry: You just achieved priori i-can-taste-em!

Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.

Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

pics only we can see

an inappropriate picture ones take that don’t get posted or shared with anyone else.

her- “Can we take pics only we can see?”

him- “Yes.”

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can i get some robux

something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses

me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank