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“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe”
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?
You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
The greatest U.S. national team player in history who has the distinction of being labeled a foreign terrorist in Mexico for destroying their little national team every single game
Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
Having a day off from work, because Christian is always on holiday.
I'll take a Christian on Monday, if that's OK?
When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.
For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.
I fucking hate vandalia christian school
A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"