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an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.
The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.
A true warrior. Someone who is exceptionally skilled in the arts of war. Basically a serious badass. Also referred to as "EOD" for short.
Jones took out that entire machine gun nest with a 9-mil! He's an Entrepreneur of Death!
husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
An extremely painful death by the searing pain of a 12 inch schlong. Often times the victim will bleed out way before the Native Aborigines will have time to finish.
The man walked through the forest as he was ambushed by natives and the savage took the 12 inch schlong and shoved it in his bonga hole, causing his sphincter to rip and tear to cause him to bleed emmensly, which sadly ended in Death by Bonga.
When someone tells you to shut up and you're a Twitter user.
Person 1: can you shut up
Person 2: OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING, SENDING A HORRIBLE DEATH THREAT LIKE THAT...
Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
1: Not a clinical death, or a permanent one. Spiritual death is figuritive. It describes the ultimate disintegration or corruption of previously sincerely embraced religious beliefs. Probably origially coined in the late 1970s or early 1980s by the Jehova's witnesses' organiztion.
2: Spiritual transgression or treason.
Sister Garland masturbated to music and was not remorseful, she has suffered a spiritual death because she did not beat herself with insane grief as is our tradition. She will not be accepted when the end comes.