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an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.
The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.
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Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
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1: Not a clinical death, or a permanent one. Spiritual death is figuritive. It describes the ultimate disintegration or corruption of previously sincerely embraced religious beliefs. Probably origially coined in the late 1970s or early 1980s by the Jehova's witnesses' organiztion.
2: Spiritual transgression or treason.
Sister Garland masturbated to music and was not remorseful, she has suffered a spiritual death because she did not beat herself with insane grief as is our tradition. She will not be accepted when the end comes.
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A true warrior. Someone who is exceptionally skilled in the arts of war. Basically a serious badass. Also referred to as "EOD" for short.
Jones took out that entire machine gun nest with a 9-mil! He's an Entrepreneur of Death!
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When you make a very tall (foot tall usually) mountain of snow and dive in it in your swim suit with 4 friends. You run and dive in and try to dig a tunnel to find your friends. You sit in the mountain until someone gets too cold and goes out. The last remaining player wins.
Joe, Steve, Tim, Carl and I made a death mountain. First out with Tim, then Carl, then Joe, then Steve, then me. Im really warm blooded!
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When a lead singer commands crowds to make a split between them, then runs each other which looks like a clash
Lead singer: WALL OF DEATH!!!
Crowds: *splits*
Random guy in the middle: oh shit!
*Clashes*
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When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.
Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap
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