Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

yung fly foo

steadygeeked always fly i ❤️ 🔥 weed and bad bittys always 10 steps ahead i fein for my ex draco geo rivera imma ⭐️ n a genie u might get blessed if u come across me smoking 2 blunts i ❤️ 🔥 gucci mane & bun b i cuss out foreign bitches 4/20 i ❤️ 🔥 car meets they so 😊 i ❤️ 🔥 thugs that gangsta in public & a sweetheart in private i keep everything 3hunna no amo thotties like sosa said foo 😮 SM☆KING BIG W☆☆DS 4/20 ❤️ 🔥 goth bitches who slit they wrist then lean come shootin out 😮 2 high 2 cheat my soul smell like weed i ❤️ 🔥 hood foo’s i ❤️ 🔥 bad bittys who know they the shit 1000
I miss u
I miss
I mi
I'm
I'm get
I'm getting
I'm getting high af

random foo: “you smoke 2 much yung fly foo”
yung fly foo: “you bitch 2 much”

Flying kangaroo kelly

When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed

“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”

human fly trap

When you nut on your pillow or sheets then proceed to lay in it.

After the rim job I turned the bed into a human fly trap

Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

flying dick picture

when a guy send you a dickpic, and you didnt expect it, you throw your phone far away, but you know its hard like a stick

" guy sends you dickpic"
girl : aww noo "throws her phone"
girl : omg the image is stuck in my head
Girl: but it was legit a flying dick picture

flying the friendly skies

having a perfectly chill high

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"