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When you don't have plans for New Year's Eve and you spend it sad and alone.
What did you do for New Year's? Snooze-years...
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.
Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"
an attractive ranga, that slays many males mostly year 11 though. they are commonly known as year 11 slayers but are also well known as jemmahs .
girl: i wish i could get lachlan hyde . other girl: not a chance that year 11 slayer is all over it
Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.
2: A term used as an insult on the internet
1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"
2: "omg ur a 12 year old"
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