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When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!
"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
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Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!
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(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
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To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.
"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"
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When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.
That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.
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A generally used and abused penis.
A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..
That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.
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The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.
Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?
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