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A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.
Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!
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When you're about to poo and you just can't hold it in, so it just comes out.
Can also be used as an insult.
"I just did a stinky liquid turtle pleb"
"I couldn't help it, the stinky liquid turtle pleb just came out"
"You're a stinky liquid turtle pleb"
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SCHS class of 05 homecoming 03-04
"have you ever seen a turtle get down"
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These guys are NOT ninja!
They are samurai!!!
Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!
Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.
Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
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the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
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Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.
Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"
Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"
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