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A overused phrase. Mainly used by Imposter Hipsters who think saying it means they are so called "cool." Many people use the phrase occasionally (which is okay when used in moderation. Imposter Hipsters include the people who lable theirselves as goth, emo, or punk, when in fact they actually are scene kids looking for attention.
Hipster Imposter: "Like oh my gawd! I like totally like that band. They like totally Rox my sox (aka Rocks Socks)!!
Person who is their own self: "Do you even know the band's name or who plays in it? Name one non-mainstream song."
Hipster Imposter: "Uh, oh my gawd! I totally don't know."
Person who is their own self: "Exactly what I thought."
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When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum
When a bitch is sucking your skin flute and she proceeds to bit the tip of your cock off right before you cum. Alaskan tube sock
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noun- A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.
No penetration occurs while filming this type of pornography.
The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.
Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
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Grab your socks so you can get anally raped. So someone can get you up the ass.
Grab your socks cause we gone have fun
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When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.
"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.
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Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off
Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"
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When multipul men have anal sex with one woman and ejaculate into her anus, the last man to finish has to let the woman shit the nasty cummy turd onto his face.
Damn that chick is hot, we should rally a couple of bros together and see if she’s down for a bukkake butt-sock.
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