Base Blooben Test

A test used to measure how chobblesome something is

Scar, does your permit meet the criteria of the Base Blooben test?

basing

playing music with loud bass

He was basing in a car with subwoofers playing Dark Horse.

Ace bases

The set of relation ship bases for asexuals. (As in asexual relationships it can be a lot more romantic and emotional than a heterosexual or homosexual relationship and can take longer for intimate contact to occur or it will never happen at all)

1st base : holding hands

2nd base: hugging

3rd base : light kissing (cheek etc)

4th base : cuddling

5th base : French kissing

Girl 1 : oh my god! July went to 5th base with her girlfriend last night

Girl 2: yeah but it was ace bases

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

base one

kissing someone on the lips, in lead up to second base.

"YES!!!!!! i made it to base one with Pamela!!!"

"I can't believe Jimmy made it to base one with Mary before i did!"