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When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.
P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?
P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.
P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.
P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.
When multiple exclamation points are used in text form or email to make an unnecessary point or statement stronger. Used to further emphasize a point (when one ! just won’t cut it).
I said I would have it by Thursday!!!!!!!
I can't hear you!!!!!!
Why use just one exclamation point when you can use multiple explaination points!!!!!
The reward someone receives for commiting a noobish act or asking a noobish question. Never add a quantity (10 noob points).
FearlessSpectre-`` Wow major noob points for him! That guy fired a whole sniper clip at me pulled out his secondary weapon fired that whole clip and then i knifed him. Major noob points!``
A way to point something out to someone without the use of any limb or sound
Man's wife to man's friend: "Would you two like to go shopping with your wife and I tomorrow?"
Man behind wife looking at friend: *shaking head* and *head pointing* towards the big screen tv.
An event where the same group of people that are currently united have been together before long ago in time but has/hasn't realized it or has forgotten.
Woah, you were there at the time? So was I!
So there was a nexus point for us before.
We were all together before? That's so strange, I didn't realize that.
A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,
1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.
Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"
Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"