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Where you spray paint your dick in bush then fuck someone on tree till your both purple
“Hey babe do you wanna try sum Purple Bush Tree BDSM”
“Oh yeah you know I love your purple dick inside me”
November 7 is national climb a tree day! Grab ur old clothes and grippy trainers!!
Friend 1: right we are climbing a tree
Friend 2: what why?
Friend 1: because it's national climb a tree day silly
The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave
I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.
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When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.
I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.
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A very popular saying with a profound meaning.
Yo, look at that alligator climbing a lemon tree.
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The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.
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pam girl who can describe an oak leaf as a leaf you may have seen burning in your fireplace. also, has seen the big trees.
big trees. a vision one might see when at the hight of orgasm
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