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I'ma rip your twat off

an expression used to insult someone who is pissing you off, or doing something to you that makes you want to kick their face in, punch their face in, kick them, punch them, spit on them, slap them ect.

Rob "black, if you dont get on this skateboard I'ma rip your twat off!"

by iBallin14 August 29, 2009

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Don't get your twat in a knot.

It's like the expression, "don't get your panties in a bunch." Literal meaning is to not get worked up.

Just because I slept with your sister, don't get your twat in a knot.

by JStine May 20, 2012

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Thunder Twonk Two Legged Twat Monkey

The name of a guy, who is tall slim very attractive and a BIG FINESSER. He thinks with his good looks and smooth talk, he’ll getcha.

β€œHey beautiful what’s your name, I’m AJ,”.

Oh hi you must be thunder twonk two legged twat monkey because you’re trying to finesse me into liking you.

by PrettygirlBri November 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

20πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad

A person who has no reason to believe what love is

"Yo my girl just dumped me she's a stupid bitch hoe twat dumb wench fuckin toad , bro "

by The thrasher trasher September 21, 2017


Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022


shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.

George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

by Brad Maibach July 18, 2006

89πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž