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he's so sweet and romantic. one of the best things about him is his laugh and how he's such a gentleman. he's the type of boyfriend to open doors for you, surprise you with flowers, and give you lots of love. how do i know this? BECAUSE IM DATING A WILLIAM. he'd walk into a room and immediatley make EVERYONE fall in love with him by his kindness and respect.
"Omg I'm going out with this guy named William"
"Omg you're so lucky!!!"
The pasty pale guy. Who's got spots covering what seems like his whole body. Got a whole ramp for a nose.
Sits like an old lady with her legs crossed. Man's balls must be like raisins.
Thinks he knows everything. Guess what he doesn't he's probably one of the dumbest people you will meet.
If you accidentally make the mistake of becoming friends with this monster, there's no escape, no matter how obvious you are about it. He will be too blind to see you want rid of him.
Ugh great here comes William..
William is a retarded sloth like creature who feels the need to make an opinion on everything even tho he is not in the conversation. he comments on people’s bodies even tho he is built like a baboon. he calls people sped when he is literally a speed boat.
Emma: “ bro, I just saw a William and he threatened to rape me.”
Eric: “very deserved, you fat bitch.”
The name of a guy who thinks he is John Mayer
Hey William! You’re not John Mayer…
William aka the optimistic, confident and charming Virgo He is outgoing warm hearted passionate dedicated and determined. He is always looking forward in life to help people, meet new people and working on his goals, his success on what he wants in life, He is a fair minded person. Because of all this he attracts people more specifically girls. Girls love William and are obsessed with him. William has a addictive personality he is very self centred full of himself, always there for others he loves, he is cheerful and positive. People are inspired to be like him for how good of a person he is. William is so good and also powerful he can even make people jealous of him, it can be the smallest things like how attractive he is or how he attracts so much people to love him. William is a positive person.
Hold upwhy are you so positive and happy? the other day I saw you you were in a bad mood and was stressed out. That’s because I talked to William Yesterday last night and his energy when I talked to him it was so positive and gifted I was attracted to him
Williams are a pain in the assss! They are heart breakers and don’t care for there girlfriend. Never talk to a William. I’ve had experience.
Girl-Remember william
Friend- OH THE BITCH THAT BROKE YOUR HEART
William-Flirting with other girls