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School closures

Euphemism for gutting, from the inside out, the mental health of our younger generations.

School closures, physically, not metaphorically speaking, are just an excuse to not only destroy our kids' mental health but perhaps civilization itself.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2022


Elk Grove high school

A high school located in elk grove village IL full of hot Cheeto Latina girls with fake eyelashes and suburban gangster Edgars who can't go without saying the N word every sentence. You usually spot these Edgars in their natural habitat such as the bathrooms, and Lions park smoking like it's their last day on earth. The school is known for also having a garbage football team.

Typical day in Elk grove high school
Edgar 1 in the bathroom: Damn bro my banana gorilla kush cart ran out
Edgar 2: It's okay bro I got a Strawberry moon galaxy Zaza cart here.
Edgar 1: Damn we finna get all the bad girls now
(Security radio approaching the bathroom)

by IntellegentEdgar February 22, 2023


Lemont High school

Lemont High school is one big school in a boring town where half the time you go to the bathroom you see a kid hitting his nic stick 3000. everytime you walk in the hallway you see a group of trumpies and whole emo band.

what school you go to.
Lemont high school
lol get fucked

by April 29, 2022


Lemont High school

Lemont High school is one big school in a boring town where half the time you go to the bathroom you see a kid hitting his nic stick 3000. everytime you walk in the hallway you see a group of trumpies and whole emo band.

what school you go to.
Lemont high school
lol get fucked

by April 29, 2022


coon rapids high school

coon rapids high school is ghetto asf and the kids there are really weird and wear black carhart hats

yo did you see donald trump
yeah he must go to coon rapids high school

by sylastockx February 16, 2021


Hamshire middle school

Hampshire MID is so boring 90% of the kids are white spoiled kids or basic white popular girls. The paper in the bathroom is so thin and useless the kids make racist jokes and think their so funny and their are kids that are still stuck in 2nd grade i dont even know how their even mannaging to pass classes like they all share a single braincell. The teachers are so rude and u will get in trouble for doing ANYTHING the school lunch food sucks @ss the cheese gets cold in 24.45 milliseconds and the pizza is crusty and dry. All the kids in the school are bitche$ and ugly little dumpster diving rats the fat fuckin&g kids take a whole seat in the bus and the popular girls be making random rumors abt evreyone. Conclusion hampshire mid . Is filled with annoying white kids

Hamshire middle school = a school in illinois

by I hate furrys March 9, 2023


High school dog chow

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.

My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

by The legendary trash fire January 25, 2022