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ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill February 6, 2016


Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

by Large fagbo April 18, 2018


Don't eat ass in the halls

Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass in the halls )
Don't eat ass in the halls
(Don't eat ass)
Don't eat ass hahaha just kidding

Don't eat ass in the halls or you will die

by Jimbo Skibeede August 18, 2024


charlie brown lookin ass

A person who is bad at melee and their ass looks like Charlie Brown

Interchangeable with sally pickles lookin ass

Person 1: I bet I can beat u in melee

Person 2: ok try me
Person 1: *gets bodied*
Person 2: you’re so bad you Charlie Brown lookin ass

by 69420master_of _sex March 4, 2018


Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020


Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022


pressed ass bitch

A pressed ass bitch is a girl who keeps texting or posting her ex who is now your boyfriend and she already has a boyfriend buhh wants all your attention so you can pop her dead in her shit🤣💯

Kayla your really being a pressed ass bitch because you keep texting and posting jaydas boyfriend

by Mindyours.com February 21, 2019