i rember

“I rember😼” is gay/straight slang for I want to fuck you in the ass hard

“i rember😼 you so hard girl”
dude your so hot I want to i rember😼 you”

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i-ti

i-ti. (pronounced eye-tie)
one of irish/italian ancestry.
can also be applied to one of purely italian heritage (see i-tie), though it is meant to be something of a mockery in this context, and doesn't really make as much sense phonetically.

"so, what's your background?"
"i'm an i-ti."
"oh, so youre italian"
"no no, irish/italian.get your shit straight."

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I like it on

In order to raise awareness for breast cancer women post where they like to have sex as their status on facebook.

I like it on the floor.

I like it on the bed.
I like it on the bed post.
I like it in my passenger seat.
I like it in my back seat.
I like it on the toilet.

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"I think I heard somthing"

Somthing you say when you hear a noise out of the ordinary. When said you should usually sound like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.

"Did you hear something?"
"I think I heard somthing"
"Maybe you should check it out?"
"Mmmmm I think, I should."

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And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk

a retarted white vsco girl

And i oop and i oop sskkskskskksksk means oh my god save the turtles skksksksksksksks and i oop and i oop skskskskksksk

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i-pod

the coolest invention, ever!

` do you have a i-pod'
`no'
`you big twat!'

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I infect, therefore I am.

The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.

Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”

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