When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off
Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!
a itching sensation located directly on your brown eye. usualy extreme hard to statisfy with normal ass scratching methods and usualy embrassing.
guy 1: mmmm awww shhh mm
guy 2: dude what the hell are you doing
guy 1: sorry dude but i have a major brown tickler over here
guy 2: aww dude your screwed
My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.
Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.
The sexiest beast of all time. He can steal your girl in seconds. He is also God so bow down to this legend
A series of fecal eruptions that are seemingly endless consuming over an hour of your day.
After eating a whole bucket of extra spicy KFC, I spent the whole morning in a brown fury, relieving myself in pain.
A sexual favor commonly performed by a man on a woman where the man uses his nose to repeatedly jab the woman's fartbox or anus. Only the nose may be used for a properly executed Brown Robin
Justin : '' So im down on one knee about to propose...and she's not havin it...
Matt: '' uh oh, what' d you do then?
Justin: '' well, I spun her around and gave her the old Brown Robin!!!
Or
Nick: '' Last night the wife let me bust a nut all over her time wasting face...''
Ryan: No Shit! How'd you get her to do that?
Nick: '' welp, I warmed her up real good with the old Brown Robin!!!
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A man who looks behind the fridge and in the toaster/freezer for packet.
Yo you heard about Alfie Brown? He just ripped all his hair out cos hes ran out of packet