(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.
I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.
Stomach bug where one is violently shitting themselves.
You talk to Greg? Poor bastard can’t even trust a fart, he’s got the poo flu.
The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least
Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door
A baby's cloth or disposable diaper. See also poo-bag.
"The baby is crying. I'd better change his poo-catcher."
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