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"Hey man, I'm gonna stop at this store real quick for some 7-Eleven lemonade"
March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.
Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*
Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh
Sinhala: බොරු පොෂ් or බොරු ෂෝ
People from the Colombo 5 or Colombo 7 slums (Sinhala: ‘වත්ත’) who have either gone abroad, received political patronage from President J.R. Jayewardene or President R. Premadasa and knows less than 2,500 English words.
Parents or they are paid by foreign forces/NGOs to be subversives.
All are in UNSUSTAINABLE debt to finance their ‘lifestyle’!
Mostly Tamil Diaspora (LTTE), Burghers, British Anglican Christians and Muslims trained by ISIS.
Angry and jealous that the governments are empowering the villages and out of Colombo cities with highways, other infrastructure and social services.
The CMB 5/7 'elite' youth are protesting in Sri Lanka for a change of government
a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry
"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
the day that bernice was born on
bernice: me and ringo star share a birthday
person: what’s ur birthday?
bernice: july 7 2004
A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.
Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*