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This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
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something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided
Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool
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a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds
Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe
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when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid
on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
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Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
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When waiting in a line for a restroom, you realize the person in the restroom has been there too long, so you get out of line because you don’t want to be blamed by those behind you for the stink bomb previously left.
When one of the cool kids waiting for the plane bathroom realized someone has been in there long enough for a mondo dump, they did a cool kid diversion, got out of line and went to another bathroom.
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Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons
Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"