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When someone asks for the answer to a mathematical question or a question that involves an amount of something, you troll them by saying: more than 1.
Bob: What's 1 + 1?
Joe: More than 1.
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What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
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An expression to describe an individual who craves power, who mistakenly interprets greater power always equates greater self-worth without realizing it is only true when the base is greater than 1, i.e., self-improvement is needed.
A: She thinks once she has "power" she will be a million bucks.
B: At her current speed of self-improvement? 1 to the power of infinity!
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Hopefully, the day it all changed.
The nation was going in a downward spiral before 1/20/09.
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The unknown and super top secret movie produced by J.J. Abrams, the creater of the hit ABC show LOST. The movie focuses on a monster attack in New York City as witnessed by a group of friends at a friends going away party, the teaser trailer ends with the Statue of Liberty's head crashing in downtown Manhattan; their was no title.
The film is also referred to as "Cloverfield" or just "Clover". 1-18-08 is the release date of the movie, not the actual name itself. It is announced that 1-18-08 is indeed not a sequel to anything bad before. The teaser trailer was first introduced with the hit movie "Transformers".
Film Fanatic 1: Dude, did you see the preview to that one movie with Transformers?
Film Fanatic 2: Yeah man, there was like no title, but its suppose to be released on 1-18-08
Film Fanatic 1: Yeah, its pretty hardcore!
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The characteristics are the following:
There are two main objectives of each and every seminary girl.
1.To get married to a nice frum YU boy who preferably spent two years at Shaalavim or KBY.
2. After getting married to one of these men she will want to have tons of babies and to raise them as frum Jews while she will be is a housewife.
In order to obtain these two objectives they must go under a radical transformation during their time in Israel. They begin by accepting everything their teachers tell them uncritically and unquestioning as the word of God. They will then begin to change externally first. They will begin to wear only skirts that cover their knees and blouses that cover their elbows, also their clothing will become much more bland and dull.
Following these changes they will begin to cut ties not only with boys, but also with any girl they knew from before, unless they too are undergoing the same change. This process also includes her very own parents. She will not dissolve this relationship, but she will most likely start criticizing her mother for not covering her hair. At this point she will also delete her facebook account and hunt down all photos that she makes an appearance and have them destroyed as well.
Seminary Girl 1 "Did you see what Chaya Esther was wearing?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Yeah, It was disgusting, her blouse only reached her elbows adn there was a picture of a goyish band on the front"
Seminary Girl 3 "But isn't this Loshon Hara?"
Seminary Girl 1 "No, because we are only doing this for her own good"
Seminary Girl 3 "How is this for her own good?"
Seminary Girl 2 "Well hopefully if enough of us start talking about it, she will become so embarrassed that she will change her ways and become a good frum Seminary Girl."
Seminary Girl 3 "What if that's not exactly whats she wants? What if she wants to go on to an Ivy League school and receive a higher education or what if she wants to be intellectually stimulated by her Torah learning?"
Seminary Girl 1 "That's not what she really wants, for we learned that we can only fulfill our divine mission by having lots of babies and therefore the only way we can be fulfilled is by getting married to a nice frum boy who goes to Yeshiva University"
Seminary Girl 2 "It appears that we might have to do a similar intervention for you!"
Seminary Girl 3 "No please don't, I can change, I can become an ignorant frum Jewish housewife also."
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