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Someone who takes it upon themselves to take care of others while drunk. Often has good intentions, and is the most in control of themselves. However, it is not always appreciated by everybody else. May try to take over drinking games without knowing the rules. Can occasionally be cocky; often just as drunk as those around them but unwilling to admit it or to just give it a rest and submit to the same stupid behavior. Often will lead the group on the drunken walk back home from a party. In extreme cases, may be even drunker than everyone else, but still convinced they are in a position to take care of their friends.
"Why is he trying to carry Elliot?"
"Ahh, he's just being the mama bear again."
"You know what, I don't think you need any more to drink. Why don't you go sit down."
"I'm fine, mama bear. Go play some pong."
"You guys okay back there? Need any help? How we doin'?"
"Damn, let's get home fast so mama bear doesn't have a hernia."
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"You like Jack the Bear, Cletus, you ain't done shit all day."
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When you go out looking for some slut to sleep with, and all you can find is the fat chick... you bring her home anyway and fuck her. It's not until the next morning that you realize what she looks like, and you're sorry you did it with her, 'cus now your roomates can give you shit for being a "bear hunter".
Your Roommate: So, I saw that chick leaving this morning.... you went bear hunting last night, didn't you?
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an amazing friend of the opposite sex whos always there when times are hard and you need that extra shoulder, hand or ear... or just a real big hug!!!!
today sucks, im glad my huggie bears here to lift me up :-)
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A fat useless guy, whose only goal in life is to have lots of gay sex.
This huggie bear, hit on me last night at the club. So I burned his house down.
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receiving oral sex from someone without teeth or one who was taken their false teeth and/or dentures out to perform the act.
"Yo man, your grandma just gave me a gummi bear"
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One who acts like a total tool in public and always insists that they are correct even though they are wrong; an epic douchebag. They also fail at having a brain and thinking legit thoughts, they use "gay" as an insult and a synonym for stupid, and they usually try and tell you the least amount of information as possible so they don't hurt their brains. They also follow everything that all their fucktard friends do. Abbreviation: Jizzly
Jizzly Kid: I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK
Me: shut the fuck up, jizzly bear
Jizzly Kid: GNAAAAAAAAHSKJFH
Me: yeah, I know.
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