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When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.
Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.
The O.Gs of psychopathic(which is probably the closest recording studio ever, due to the fact that they are not offing each other in record numbers)BUT before reading this i suggest reading J Dizzles "definition" For one I will not list some of what he probably listens to because its not the way of the juggalo, he can listen to what he wants and i will not judge him for it, however i will judge him as one of the most ignorant people i have ever had the misfortune of reading a definition from. I guess i will quit running on for now and begin my definition
FIRST. as many have pointed out yes they are one of the most hated bands, but they are hated by mostly the mainstream fans, they dont rely on them to approve their music, they could care less of what people think, and if you question this I suggest you listen to Juggalo Family, it will explain this to you. ICP is one of the most original bands ive ever heard, and if you want to fit in with the rest of the rappers or whatever feel free. If you listen to the lyrics of icp and ignore the cussing and unusual beats(which i am a huge fan of) they make alot of sense.
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Being that they are self made millionaires and you(J Dizzle) are probably the thirteen year old wannabe, leaves me to believe they are not wannabes.
I will not go into details on the meaning of the six cards and the dark carnival because half of the other definitons on here attempted that, and if there definitions dont help you, i dont know what will
IN CLOSING i have two things to say
1.icp will not give a fuck that you attempt to diss them, because for one you didnt do a very good job of it, all your "disses" were lame ass gay and wannabe jokes, you obviously dont know anything about icp, and two your just another mainstream "tag along"
2. if you are a real juggalo and you surround yourself with real juggalos they are closer than any family youve ever had and there will always be a juggalo to get your back in hard times, that being said, I would love for this J Dizzle character to attempt to shoot and spit and piss and whatever else to J and Shaggy or for that matter any real juggalo and see how far he get before an axe severs his head
" Say what you will of me, Ill always have juggalo family"
J Dizzle: man these icp guys are a couple of wannabe gay ass pussies
His mom: when are you movin out? your almost thirty and you sit around on my computer and expect me to buy your ecko and southpole while you attempt to diss the insane clown posse
LATER
J Dizzle: man these icp guys are a couple of wannabe gay ass pussies
Me: (slapping the fuck out of J Dizzle) maybe you should learn WTF you are talking about before you open your mouth to a juggalo
J Dizzle: (peeling his head out of the concrete)yes sir im very sorry and ill think twice before talkin shit to the wrong people
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An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)
Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"
Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."
To arrive at your destination with many people packed into a small car, evoking the image of clowns at the circus.
Dude, we're gonna be the laughingstock of this party when they see us roll up clown deep.
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A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.
Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!
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When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.
Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking
Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?
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An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.
Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!
Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!
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