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An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.
"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"
Nathan Alexander is a small guy with a big attitude. He watches rom coms every Friday night, and doesn’t have many friends.
What’s his problem?
Must be a nathan alexander!
Does he realize we could just kick him over?
A kid who puts peanut butter on his dick and has his dog lick it off.
Man, did you see that Nathan Hibbs it last night?
Nathan Allen Wood made me scream all night with that dick game.
Being born as the second child.
I was Nathaned, that's why I never got the belt, my big brother did.
When a friend (usually an avid sesher) decides to bring 5 grams of marijuana to a function. The function usually will be small, averaging 2-4 people
"I heard that one guy from the party last night wants to bring a nathan suprise tomorrow night"