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orinda country club

A club full of rich white people who drive big ass luxury cars that have to make the drive up to their second house in tahoe once a season. Spoiled little blonde that are fixed to play golf, tennis, and get yelled at by steve and end up in therapy, but come back to raised their kids and participate in the shark parade

"Opp is the best swim club"
Orinda country club kids "Really, well how many times did they win OMPA?"

by user467257379_sus December 12, 2021


Pin-Stripe Club

The Pin-Stripe Club: A jocular Illinois expression referring to ex-politicians who wind up in country-club prisons on charges of corruption and wear "pin-stripe" looking jump suits.

"Will he be the latest in a long line of former Illinois Governors to be sent to the Pin-Stripe Club?

by derbalooney October 13, 2018


Port Royal Club

A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.

"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."

by travel_well_travel_often April 18, 2018


big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022


category 4 club

A club one automatically joins after having sex during a category 4 hurricane.

When I go to Florida in the fall with Brad, we are going to become members of the "Category 4 Club".

by Dingleberry232 August 30, 2019


Country Club Special

The act of shoving a beer bottle up the ass of a trust-fund baby who tries to steal your comfortable chair next to the outdoor patio fire pit overlooking the 18th green.

Thurston, if you ever take my seat again whilst I'm refilling Lovey's wine glass, I'll give you a Country Club Special.

by Miss MannersPA April 2, 2016


Atascadero Yacht Club

Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.

Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.

by Woodrow T. Boner June 16, 2019