a fungus that grows out of the anus hole
"man you got some bad anal fungus"
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The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.
"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."
"I have Anal Bolemia."
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A widely accepted method for celebrating the holiday Juneteenth, in which white girls provide reparations for slavery to black men in the form of anal.
βYo, got any plans for Juneteenth this Saturday?β
βYeah, Iβve got this hot blonde Mickenzie coming over, sheβs going to provide me with some anal reparations.β
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A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.
Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.
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when somebody gets suprised anally. Also known as getting a penis or another erect object up the butt. Usually between two men. Another word for buttsecks.
Person 1: What's the best kind of suprise?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: An anal suprise!!!
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The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
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A firm slap on the arse following a failed high five.
If one attempts to high five another but fails, he must promptly slap the fellow high fiver on the buttocks thus providing the Anal return.
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