When your girlfriend starts poking holes your condoms cuz she's trying to get pregnant ASAP
I had to stop screwing around with Beth, she has baby fever and it's too risky.
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1. Someone that whines constantly.
2. An upset child or infant.
3. A sour yellow candy.
Shut up, your such a cry baby!
I want something sour, gimme a cry baby.
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Typically, a slow R&B jam to have sex to.
A song for screwing.
Brian McKnight has a long list of Baby Makers in his discography.
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Person on Tumblr usually between the ages of 13-19 with no artistic taste at all. Constantly spamming peoples feeds with images of over saturated garbage. Most notably things such as but not limted to: Monster Energy Drink cans, neon colored sugary candy( in or outside of the packageing), soda pop drinks, ice cream, Emo kids, anything that has the ability to glow, target shopping carts (its the bright red and chrome), water guns, dorito chip bags, fun dip, and more emo kids.
(finding out a new friend has a tumblr and you followed them before really bothering to look at their stuff, then when you find out they're a tumblr baby it's too akward to unfollow them)
*To self as scrolling through persons blog*
"G.D. Tumblr Babies..."
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sperm donor only wants to be a father when he thinks he can get sum pussy don't want u and no one else can have u drama any way u look at it drama even before the baby comes
"we are not together we just have a baby together he my baby daddy
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A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse
She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".
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skrunkle babie is a term for something endearingly cute, often provoking cute aggression
"I LOVE MY CAT SHE'S MY SKRUNKLY BABIE AAAAAAAAAAAA"
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