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The action of killing a police officer
The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0
The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.
Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."
Very intelligent, super smart and very fun girl. Usually a nickname used for the name Meghan,Meg, or Megan. Megs and bacon may seem very sweet but when you get on her bad side watch out, she we'll not be scared of you. She is kind and is always wanting to help out a friend. Megs and bacon is the best girl that you can meet, but sometimes when she is annoyed she will get emotional or even violent sometimes. Any way Megs and bacon can be sweet and really nice to her friends, but you do not want to be her enemy
Megs and bacon is so nice to me
(Other person) Ya same but last night I got on her bad side I'm scared now
A person that will try and eat any kind of bacon anywhere, anytime.
Excuse me waiter, can I get just a side of your hippie style over priced bacon? Yes I am a bacon nerd.
To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina
That bacon colonel was great last night
When some of your opps get kill and put in a spliff
Its haram for them to eat pork but its not haram for them to get baconed
The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”
Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.