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paige and brandon are the best couple in the world, paige is short and can be really stubborn and brandon is tall and pretty as hell, they are the best couple and everyone would love to be them.
i would love to be the same as paige and brandon but nobody can be as cute as them.
Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.
When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!
A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.
J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!
Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.
He cooka da pizza pie
Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro