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When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.
It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.
its a refrence to the hit show breaking bad where they make blue rock candy AKA blue meth
jesse we need to cook we need to cook blue rock candy "if you know what i mean"
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One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple
Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!
Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).
When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.
Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?