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When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.
Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after
Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn
A snowman
Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman
An overly nice person sorry for bragging who can soon legally get and smoke weed the also have free health care and have really good maple syrup... Eh
Canadians are so lucky LEGAL WEED!!!
You can eat Canadians
Snakes do not like Canadians
You can eat Canadian eggs
Canadians cannot fly
Many Canadians will eat baby rats
Canadians are not venomous
Canadians do not have 7 legs
Canadians are very sorry
Canadians have vocal chords
Canadians do not have webbed feet
“Did you see those Canadians?”
“Yeah I bet they’re sorry.”
Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
I am Canadian and my citizenship is not based on your opinion.