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A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.
A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills
C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!
While having anal sex in a doggy style position, the man removes the shit from his dick and wipes it down the lower of the other persons back.
Dude, (he/she) shit on my dick, so I gave (him/her) a Canadian beaver tail.
A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.
WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.
The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball
The Canadian Bidet is very refreshing
In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
Refers to the blood that pours out of your rectum from anal sex when the penis bursts open ass polyps.
Bro: I can't believe my girlfriend didn't tell me she had polyps in her ass before I fucked her! I got blood everywhere!
Friend: Should have grabbed some chicken wings to go with that Canadian Hot Sauce.