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the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010


captain guido

mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.

mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."

by anti-gweed. November 5, 2008


Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 August 27, 2015


Captain whip out

Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.

Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!

by Hubcity turtle September 1, 2016


Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald

" that girl is such a captain nickolai "

by Naq enthusiast April 6, 2022


Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.

Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor

by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021


Captain and his crew

Penis and ball sacks.

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.

by Mcpenis August 8, 2013