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when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning
The subtance produced when a raghead fucks his goat in the ass and pussy. (AKA goat truffle butter)
Did you see al-keed spread his arabic cream cheese, that shit nasty
two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
Delicious treat made of ice cream put in between wafers and thrown at a random person
Me: throws ice cream sandwich at Uber driver
Uber driver: ah fuck I can’t believe you done this
Taking a shit while jerking off.
"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."
When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"