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When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
My psycho bitch wife date bombed me
A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.
Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.
December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”
Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.
It's the date between the first and second date. This only applies when the second date has been meticulously planned and you don't want to bump it to the third date. This is the date where the magic happens.
Tina invited me out to the festival before our second date, I guess that's the 1 1/2th date as we had great plans for our second date.
A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.