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Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
a cuban immigrant who swam over to the united states who became a racist republican and turns on other hispanics who are trying to migrate to united states for the same reason they migrated
There was a lot of dry backs at the trump rally in miami fl
a cuban immigrant who swam over to the united states who became a racist republican and turns on other hispanics who are trying to migrate to united states for the same reason they migrated
There was a lot of dry backs at the trump rally in miami fl
When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
This is the process by which an Eaton schoolboy gets initiated in to the rowing club whilst wearing Eaton coloured lycra and the rowing captain nominates one of his chums to anally enter the schoolboy candidate. The nominated chum is using a crumpet with no butter (important, it should be dry), topped with smoked salmon. The Eaton chum is required to consume Prosecco via the privileged crumpet system and if the captain of the rowing team does not think his consumption is a suitable rate he has the option of using dill to tickle his ear or replace the glass for a bottle. If the chum cums first or the rowing candidate screams to stop then whoever is first has to eat the crumpet and smoked salmon. That's the game!
Have you got any butter, or are we going to do the Eaton Dry Bum?
What do I have to do to get the job? Is it the Eaton Dry Bum?
To be fucked or buggered without lubricant and by extension to be cheated out of something, given a raw deal.
He has done a lot of unpaid overtime this year, and hwas really done dry by his boss when he received his pay review.
Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.