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the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.
Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.
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Slang term for the hair that an emo person has covering their face. To be true emo curtains, hair must cover eyes completely and at least half of the nose.
John was not afraid to cry at school, he was safe behind his emo curtains.
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A sport developed in Manchester, UK by punk band Revenge of the Psychotronic Man.
The sport involves identifying an emo kid and stroking their fringe in a mocking manner.
Stroking an emo fringe as part of an emo safari.
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1. A redundant term, being that "emo" and "bitch" mean exactly the same thing in this context. To be an emo bitch is simply to be like all other emo clones: contrived negative emotion, false sense of personal insight, strict adherence to emo fashion with all its bland unoriginality, and incredibly poor taste in shallow, melancholy pop music. All involved with the emo trend are emo bitches.
2. Any tantrum or self-pitying rant from an emo clone.
1. Sullen Sally and her boyfriend Morose Marvin are emo bitches.
2. That emo bitch got all worked-up and is now in the midst of an emo bitch rant; go get some tissues and bandages.
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a game with a bunch of emo band members that go on adventures to kill steven tyler and enrique iglasias and friends.
if you play the george bush one, you actually can learn a lot too.
i wasted a weekend of my life on the emo game =
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Ok to start off emo posers are really annoying they claim they are emo but when situations change so does there persona.
1. They have the "image" of an emo (the hair, tight pants, keys clipped onto their belt loop, "a must have emo band shirt to signify there emoness")
2. The are not really emotional its an act to get some dipshit girl to like them. i.e. they cant write poems or play guitar (when they try they turn the distortion up to 10 and cant even finish a fucking guitar riff) sometimes they will even try to sing! *person shoots themselves with gun*
3. The biggest thing is there "adaptabiltiy" heres a perfect example... i was at this rap/emo band concert a couple weeks back. the first act was this horrendous rap group sure enough all the wannabe emos are trying to dance really fast like a black guy "you know all the usher shit" and trying to show off for their girls i was about to slap one of them because the fakeness was getting to me...., but heres the clincher when the emo band comes on there all back to crying NOT there moshing? yeah since when do emos mosh whatever happened to sit and cry in the corner because i ran out of tampons? hmm im not sure
4 actually heres the best part once the shows over there all quiet and sad and regular emo whats that all about?
ugh the mysterious mind of a person wanting to fit in...
POSERS! stay away from these people
Emo Poser: Rock On Dude!
Emo: I thought you were emo
Emo Poser: oh yeah sorry *sob* my gf left me because i whined to much
Emo: No i think she realized that your totally fake
Emo Poser: This Is Real! Look at my tears!
Emo: Why are you putting eyedrops in?
Emo Poser: SHUTUP!
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Basically some of the world's most amazing and most unique guys you could ever get. The word Perfect would probably explain it all. Emo boys are the most cutest/adorablest things in the entire world, they're so sweet/caring/loving and they are also vain.They are amazing, you basically cannot describe them. If you see what they look like or even get to KNOW them i'm pretty sure you wont be calling them 'gay' or 'faggot' again. You know their emo if they wear really tight black jeans, a band t-shirt, have amazing black hair, wear makeup and listen to genre's such as punk/rock/indie or anything including the word metal in it. And no you worthless human they do not all cut their wrists and go in corner's and cry. Like them or not , it dosent give you a right to make fun about them. And dont mistake them for goths because they are a complete opposite from that. They would most likely call you a Chav which you possibly already are. And if you're a wog , stay away because people like that are way more than what you are or ever will be.
Hah, i think that's enough for now but yeah xD. Thank-you to anyone who ACTUALLY read this it would mean alot.
Emo's are perfection =.
AND IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, and that includes you, yeah you behind you're screen =O * pokes you with a spork *
&tannie; xo
Emo boys are perfection.
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