Random
Source Code
Random
1. Someone who gets easily confused and fails to use common sense when neccessary.
2. Someone who is so fucking stupid you want to meet their parents so you can pour hot coffee on their face.
Woman: I'm kind of hungry.
Man: Ok, let's grab a movie.
Womam: Seriously you dumb fuck, I said I'm hungry.
152👍 24👎
1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.
1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.
1555👍 313👎
A set of intense, flu-like symptoms that appear in someone who has recently contracted HIV ("seroconverted"). The "flu" usually sets in about 10-14 days after the initial infection, during which a person's HIV viral load is extremely high (and, thus, so is her ability to pass the virus on).
After a wild weekend of partying and having unsafe sex, Dave started to feel weak; he hoped it wasn't the fuck flu.
79👍 11👎
your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."
Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"
site took to long to respond
182👍 30👎
A crueler and more epic way of saying that you don't care about something.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on Family Guy last night?
Friend 2: No Sean, I couldn't give Two Fucks about what you heard on that retarded show. -_-
105👍 16👎
a insult/bad name to someone acting like a bitch
guy 1 throws a rock at guy 2
guy 2 "you stupid fuck-face"
482👍 83👎
1.Guity rich white people who think that by showing up at a rally they will be free of all their guilt for being white.
2.People who think that a doctor and garbage man should make the same amount of money a week.
3.A college professor who preffers to indoctrinate instead of teach, by spreading his own agenda.
4.People who infiltrated the Democratic Party because they know that no one will vote for them if they had their own.
5.People who are intolerant of other political views.
6.People that claim to be "liberal" but they are not.
Fuck liberals, they are afraid of introducing their children to any relegion and having them make their own decision on whether they will like to beleive in god or not.
Putting prefexis on people, such as
"African American" or "Chinese American" and preventing from everybody being an American.
597👍 116👎