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What everything that happens in a hidden magical society on earth was blamed on.
Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
double gin and tonic with lime, served on ice in a pint glass
what can I get ya?
I'll have a gas & tar.
just one? I'll start you a tab.
The secretion that seeps from the poop chute after a wet flatulence, often this liquid gas leaves a tar stain or racing stripe in the underwear, in severe cases it permeates to second line of defense the trousers
After the Mexican appetizer of beans and green chilies ,Mike's floodgates released enough sewer gas to evacuate a whole city block
When you burp and fart at the same time
Oh shit i just had a double gas back
When a person is trying to be straight but is really hella gay.
OR, if a straight person gets bamboozled by a gay person and then they realise that they are also very gay too.
P1: "Carl, I swear I'm not gay."
P2: "That's what you said a week ago before shagging Ken."
P3: "Damn, gaed outta the closet."
There isn’t one you unevolved tit.
Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.
When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas