old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

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gordie howe hat trick

term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.

"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."

"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."

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Top Hat & Monocle Discussion

To engage in a civilized discussion based on compromising with the peers you discuss tripe with, while keeping an open mind and laughing away disagreements and agreements. Usually stereotyped and portrayal of well aged men donning the garb of the usual business man and sipping on the finest of wine in front of a raging fire.

Johnathan and William are the best of friends, who share their differences through agreements. They engage in Top Hat & Monocle Discussions to show that they can understand each other without the exchange of hurtful words.

William : Do you believe Abortion is right?

Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others

William : people do have the power to influence, correct?

Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?

William : You're right, why should we decide for others.

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“Bass Pro Shop” Hat

worn by bottom tier boys. probably a business major, into stocks, and thinks The Wolf of Wall Street is the best movie of all time. the senior that goes for the freshman.

“Bass Pro Shop” may be a shop for fishers, hunters, etc, but there’s only a 1 in 10 chance he actually does any of those things.

girl 1 : he’s hot

girl 2 : so what’s the problem?

girl 1 : he wears a “bass pro shop” hat...

girl 2: red flag.

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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.

If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!

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That's a gold hat, cool cat

Australian slang

Gold hat: a great idea

Cool cat: a cool, chill person

Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?

Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!

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bobby two hats

Bobby Two Hats - (N) - A Man Named Bobby Wearing Two Hats. Officially Hat-Tastic.

Bobby Two Hats - (V) - Hitting on Someones Mother.

(N) Hey, Let's Call Up That Hat-Tastic Mother Fucker Bobby Two Hats!

(V) I'm Going to Bobby Two Hats Your Mom. It's Cool, She Just Needs to be at The Other End of The Orgy.

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