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They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
Son E Blac is a Human Doodlebear
This refers to the excremental orifice of the human body.
"I thought you meant a human exhaust" - Vader
A complain about how modern people make Thier decisions.
HUMANITY REVIEW: What the fuck is wrong with all these people. Hello! I'm Nobel and I'm gonna present to you my new tool that will allow us to gain resources way faster..... Or FUCK UP some people.... That's cool too!
Ladies and gentlemen! Today we have nuclear power that will guarantee hundreds of people energy..... and death!
"HEY LETS FU..."
Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.