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When yo bitch stands facing the wall only wearing her panties and you proceed to run at her full speed with a raging boner and attempt to break through the panties with your inflamed cock and penetrate her anus with extreme force. Often ending in a bloody mess and broken cock... For additional points have her wear leather panties.
My dick broke when i tried to Alaskan Ice Pick my Spanish teacher.
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A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
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To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
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The best sonic stage in the history of the world. Has fantastic music.
Ice cap zone is the 5th level in sonic 3.
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When one gets their girl so wet that they can gather the pussy juices on a spoon to freeze overnight to eat another time.
Gavin: "Hey Ashley would you help me make some Alaskan ice spoons?"
Ashley: "Sure what do we need?"
Gavin: "I need to gather your pussy juices to freeze overnight so we can enjoy them tomorrow."
Ashley: "Sure lets fuck and have a bucket to get as much juice as possible!"
Gavin: "Sounds like a plan my Alaskan Ice Spoon. <3"
Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes
A sport where children skate on a frozen surface with knives on their feet whacking sticks at a black cylinder and running into each other on purpose. How safe.
My friend got a broken arm from Kids’ Ice Hockey.