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A island is a land mass that you have to take a stupid boat or helicopter to get off of it. An "island" is connect to the main land by bridges and therefore doesn't have the same problems as an actual island
My friend lives on a "island" because he can just drive off of it so it is functionally part of the main land. An island is like hawaii where you can't just go drive to California.
Baby, when I met you there was peace unknown
I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb
I was soft inside
There was something going on
You do something to me that I can't explain
Hold me closer and I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got something going on
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All this love we feel needs no conversation
We ride it together, ah ha
Making love with each other, ah ha
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
I can't live without you if the love was gone
Everything is nothing if you got no one
And you did walk in the night
Slowly losing sight of the real thing
But that won't happen to us and we got no doubt
Too deep in love and we got no way out
And the message is clear
This could be the year for the real thing
No more will you cry
Baby, I will hurt you never
We start and end as one
In love forever
We can ride it together, ah ha
Making love with each other, ah ha
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
Sail away
Oh, come sail away with me
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
Island in the Stream
I heard this today and thought of you!!!!
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Island Means A Quadrillion Dollars (1 With 15 Zeroes)
I have 5 islands of money and I gave away 2 islands I have 3 Quadrillion Dollars Left
When a man has sex with someone who has the intention of outing them for having a small penis he instead throws them in from of a train to avoid it getting out that he has a small dick.
For this to be effective it is best to pipe in close proximity of an active train location as to lower the window that that the sensitive information can leak out.
Dylan: "Hey bro you know what happened to Stacey after she had sex with Austin?"
Me: "Yeah she was gonna tell all her friends that Austin has a 2 inch micro dong"
Dylan: "Damn so he treated her to a Rhode Island Railroad?"
Me: "Yeah man gotta lock that shit down."