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On January 28 is National spit bars day where you get to freestyle any kind of bar or any kind of beat you want
Friend: you did you know its national spittin bars day?
You: No?
Friend: well freestyle rap anything you want and there you go
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Nonsensical corruption of "vodka and red bull", for use when no further portions of said drink are required, but someone is about to go to the bar.
"While you're there, fetch I another vod n rid bar."
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Kentucky Klondike bar - when one eats out a fay chicks asshole and then eats the feces that she shits out.
South Carolina Klondike bar - ^^ the dame thing, just with your cousin
He phil, wanna South Carolina Klondike bar?
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The highest level of coolness.
Man that guy is gnar gnar far bar!!!
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(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.
To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!
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A Snicker Bar Head is a very tan girl with brown hair brown eyes. She loves to have fun and is easy to get along with if you get to know the real person. Its a sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. She is a very nice, loving, caring person.
Damn, that Snicker Bar Head is amazing!
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A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both a practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursday"
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