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When you get so hammered the night before that the next day when the hangover kicks in you just want to be taken out back and shot
I got so old yeller drunk after the Super Bowl I just wanted to fucking die.
old town halls is rhyming slang for "balls" because halls rhymes with balls. Most commonly used in Dublin, Irealand because of the Ross O'Carol-Kelly books
WOW that was as subtle as a kick in the old town halls
Cheap macro beers that your old man probably enjoyed drinking back in the day.
Person 1: This fridge is full of cans of Old Style, Hamm's, and Stroh's.
Person 2: You mean old man beer?!
When your balls are all old and wrinkly and they haven't been touched in a long time
That man looks pretty old, i bet he has a dusty old muffin.
The bizarre and nonsensical reasoning with minimal logic applied that old people give when tryin to formulate the reasons why or how someone/something occurred, often displayed in utmost confidence.
'I took a dump two times in one night? It definitely must mean that I have diabetes.' ... Old people logic
"I brought home a burger from work last night and ate it while watching tv? I definitely must be depressed and am eating away my problems." ... Old people logic
"I like using cruise control on the highway? I probably am aggressive in nature and this is a natural way for me to express it." ... Old people logic
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A person who is one year old
most humans at this cant speak, read or write of course.
Are either cute af or just stupid.
Example : we were all 1 year old s.
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drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low
i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.